My girlfriend picked out a black dildo - Should I be worried about it? My girlfriend and myself went to an adult store to pick out some stuff to spice up our sex life. We picked out acouple of things and seeing how I travel everyother weekend to New York and other places I thought id buy her a dildo for when im away. Weirdly she picked out a very large and thick black dildo when there were other colors in the same size. Should I be worried about this? |
| are you worried about the color? who cares about the color. thought you would be more worried about the size of it. or you are obviuosly well endowed down there. i would worry about it, she probably wont even use it. you should of just got her a vibrator. |
Why does my female roommate only have black dildo's? when she does not like black guys |
| she is sprung |
How much trouble could i get into for gluing a dildo to a statue? So there is this lincoln statue in my town, and i was thinking about gluing a giant 12 inch black dildo on him? I am 18 with no past record, how much trouble could i get into? |
It's only illegal if you get caught.
Do it at night and if you're driving, don't park you car anywhere near it. That way if there's any security cameras on nearby buildings they wouldn't get a license plate.
Wear a baggy sweater and a hat and glasses or something. |
I have a massive black dildo stuck in my ****, what shall I do? i don't want to go to the doctors, as I'm rather embarrasesd |
| Get dressed and go to work/school as normal. Why do you feel you should do anything? |
POLL: Can you find the black dildo? BQ: Did it take you a while?
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haha! |
| Darn it I spotted it right away now I question my manhood |
Want wife to go black but she wont, what do I do? I got her into interracial porn, posted on craigs list for this and she liked reading about it etc...we talk about it got her a black dildo. However, when time comes to actually meet someone and do it she always backs out and gets cold feet, and seems nervous and sad all day.
How do I get her to actually do this? I think maybe its impossible for her... |
| You have answered your own question now let it be an enjoy her. Life is too damn short. |
I work in an adult store, why no one buys black pussy toys? we sell tons of black dildos but no one wants to buy a black pussy? Why? It is just a piece of rubber! Racist shoppers?! |
F$CKING MEN: PU$$Y! PU$$Y! PU$$Y! PU$$Y! PU$$Y! PU$$Y! PU$$Y! PU$$Y! PU$$Y! PU$$Y! PU$$Y! PU$$Y! PU$$Y! PU$$Y! PU$$Y! PU$$Y! PU$$Y! PU$$Y! PU$$Y!PU$$Y!PU$$Y!PU$$Y!PU$$Y!
Jeeze why can't they just READ it in the BOOK?
Dead FEMALE Interopl: NO! This is NOT F$CKING EASY for HER!!!
I don't even THINK! THINK! THINK! that WORD!
Women: Much less WRITE it!!!!!
F$CKING Fathers: PU$$Y! PU$$Y! PU$$Y! PU$$Y! PU$$Y! PU$$Y! PU$$Y! PU$$Y! PU$$Y! PU$$Y! PU$$Y! PU$$Y! PU$$Y! PU$$Y! PU$$Y! PU$$Y! PU$$Y! PU$$Y! PU$$Y!PU$$Y!PU$$Y!PU$$Y!PU$$Y!
Male Interpol: Jeeze we HAVE been trying to CONTROL our DAUGHTERS -
Daughers: Our F$CKING PU$$IES! PU$$IES! PU$$SES! PU$$IES! PU$$IES!!
Jesus & Lori: Isn't that RIGHT
Daughters: DADDY!!!!
Jesus & Mohammet: You like their T$TS too, don't you?
F$CKING Fathers: THEY don't have T$TS.
Daughters: YES WE DO DADDY!!!
Jesus & Mohammet: I HATE my F$CKING FATHER!!!
Daughters: You A$$HOLES!!!
I'M fine by the way.
F$CKING Fathers: Yes but how's the PROPERTY!!!
Daughters: I HATE my F$CKING FATHER!!!
Huh PU$$Y! PU$$Y! PU$$Y! PU$$Y! PU$$Y! PU$$Y! PU$$Y! PU$$Y! PU$$Y! PU$$Y! PU$$Y! PU$$Y! PU$$Y! PU$$Y! PU$$Y! PU$$Y! PU$$Y! PU$$Y! PU$$Y!PU$$Y!PU$$Y!PU$$Y!PU$$Y!PU$$Y!PU$$… is okay in the QUESTION but not in the ANSWER.
Jesus & Mohammet: That's ALL they f$cking NEED! NEED! NEED! NEED! NEED!!!
Female Interpol: To C$M INTO!!!!
Daughters: I HATE!!!! my F$CKING FATHER!!!
And T$TS isn't allowed?
George: $HIT, PI$$, C$NT, C$OCK, MOTHERF$CKER and T$TS!!!
Daughters: But YOU! YOU! YOU! never STOP using those F$CKING
George: WORDS! WORDS! WORDS!
Guides: Damn words! Damn words! Damn words! |
How to describe it on Ebay? Surplus to requirements Christmas present, a 15 inch black dildo, Anne Suumers won't take take it back because of obvious signs of wear. First thoughts- Could be converted to a black pepper grinder or used as giant chess piece. |
| ha ha ha funny!! ;) |
I saw this documentary on Porn but can't remember the name but need it for a project? Its a documentary on porn and it talks about race and the size of black dildos versus the size of white dildos and then it talks about technology and porn. Any one know of it? |
| You are joking right? |